January 2012
7 posts
What's wrong with Tebow?
I don’t get it.
And now I am thankful that he stopped talking to...
“Did you mean Amanda Hastings, Amanda Shankle-Knowlton, or John Moltz?”
Rod's new iPhone arrived
So I got a “free” upgrade to his 4.
Front-facing camera photo to be posted when I lose one of these here chins.
LOLL →
Laughed out loud literally.
I don't ever do anything
1 tag
Tumblr and Twitter names acquired
tj:
Some bitch already had JosieClementine@gmail.com though… probably the same person who runs http://josieclementine.blogspot.com/.
Anyway, I’ve got the Twitter and Tumblr passwords when you want them, J^2
This baby has better marketing people than Qwikster.
December 2011
3 posts
Thought about sending the surgery photo of Rod's...
But not until this morning.
Too late.
We have the same surname! Sounds legit....
Dear Amanda Shankle-Knowlton, I am Jingbo Yu (Chief audit officer - China Construction Bank). I am contacting you regarding a transfer of USD18million that was deposited by our Late customer (Alfred Shankle-Knowlton) who died without declaring any next of kin. My suggestion is for you to stand as his Next-Of-Kin since you bear the same surname.We shall then share in the ratio of 50% for me, 50%...
jayshankle:
Dad submitted a tape to NASA to use...
November 2011
6 posts
“There’s literally no one in the world that I don’t hate right now.”
– Toby Ziegler (via entropyas)
Fun fact: I was searching for this to post as a quote only to find that I had quoted it before.
A Message to Women from a Man →
hellnope:
I almost cried reading this.
Similar to the no-win feeling women get when everything is blamed on PMS. A guy can pull whatever kind of bullshit he wants; if the woman says anything about it: “PMS much?” We either have to get walked all over or get labeled as crazy.
Take....these broken links....
And learn to reference URL’s co….rect…ly
Response
entropyas:
YWCA Tulsa Amanda Shankle-Knowlton, thank you for your comment. YWCA Tulsa’s health & wellness program and the Drop A Jean Size boot camp is focused on the whole individual. Through this particular boot camp, a person is coached on the importance ofnutrition and confidence in oneself. We also teach that health & wellness is about being healthy and fit. We invite you to...
Response
YWCA Tulsa Amanda Shankle-Knowlton, thank you for your comment. YWCA Tulsa’s health & wellness program and the Drop A Jean Size boot camp is focused on the whole individual. Through this particular boot camp, a person is coached on the importance ofnutrition and confidence in oneself. We also teach that health & wellness is about being healthy and fit. We invite you to contact Jennifer...
October 2011
14 posts
2 tags
1 tag
When I was born, I was the: 4,784,776,627th person...
alinasmith:
redcloud:
dascola:
Check yours here.
I was number 3,588,618,134.
Leah was 6,921,281,665th, and I was 4,047,290,635th
Yawl I’m betting this is some scam to get your social security number or something don’t be fooled.
Downtown
I was scared of Downtown Oklahoma City as a small child. I thought the buildings were going to fall down on me.
This, of course, was well before the Oklahoma City Bombing.
I’ve always been precocious.
I had to pick up something in Downtown Tulsa yesterday.
Then I had a dream last night that there was a gigantic snake-like-dinosaur-like creature constricting the top of one of the...
So this is happening
Rod is getting an ultrasound of his gallbladder with removal surgery possible/ likely afterward.
He spent a majority of the last few days getting acquainted with the 0-10 pain scale.
How was your weekend?
Nobody guaranteed you that your house would go up...
If they did, then you should not have believed them because, really?, does any investment always go up?
Just sayin’.
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frageelay replied to your photo: Em with her friend Rachel and Rachel’s mom at the…
No no! No no no! She’s not allowed to be a big person, all walkin’ around and stuff. No! She’s a wee toddler. This is not fair!
She is a big person. She did 1.25 miles. I did the last few laps with her. Halfway around she said “Could you carry me?” So I guess she’s still my baby in a...
Toni ruins her coffee maker with CLR
So you don’t have to.
Mistakes are only bad if we don’t learn from them. I prefer to see this as an opportunity for TonisFriends.Count to not make the same error.
Just like I say “Always look behind you when you are backing up your car” and “If your daughter says she has a button in her nose, don’t just laugh. Look in her nose. Now.”
Collective...
In Which I Make the Entire Internet Hate Me
essdogg:
I like Arrested Development. I was bummed when it was cancelled. But, as with bands that get back together years later and put out new material that inevitably can’t match up to the original output, I just can’t get too excited about a “reunion.” It just feels like opportunism.
I agree. Also re-watching the series in the last few months, the last season was pretty much a train wreck...
Is it so hard?
To say “Thanks for the invite. Sorry I can’t make it.”
You see, THAT doesn’t make me feel like a loser. Instead, it makes me feel like somebody who deserves to be acknowledged. Like somebody with feelings who wants to have dignity and worth.
Respond to your invitations, people.
September 2011
4 posts
This is how your profile looks to you...
Oh really?
I'm now an ENTJ.
I don’t understand how this happened.
I liked being an Introvert….
Extroverts are stupid.
Not as stupid as the Feelers, though, I’d imagine.
It's Steves all the way down
I just overheard one Steve talking on the phone to...
They were referencing a conversation they had with, yes - a third Steve.
August 2011
2 posts
jayshankle:
Jay Shankle - KKNG Oklahoma City
...
July 2011
8 posts
Amazon is suggesting "The Boxcar Children" and...
Stay out of my tumblr feed, Amazon.
Creepy.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE PAMPHLETS
Coxsackievirus
Yes, that is a real thing.
“…movies like The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Hangover and the recent Horrible...”
– rafitorres: Jokeless Comedies
Yes. That’s the difference.
I need strong, clever writing. Wordplay. I want to be able to laugh at something every time I watch it because inevitably I can’t remember every little thing the writers wrote.
Something that I have to figure out for...
Is anyone else tired of NPR implying that drug...
Just me?
Jury of my peers?
My peers are stupid.
June 2011
13 posts
INVITE EVERYONE FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST OR JUST...
Facebook really does make me feel like Ralph Wiggum on Valentine’s Day sometimes.
"A Mighty Wind" - 2003
Brilliantly written, plus a brilliant soundtrack
Where's your package?
I’m 12 years old.
Generalized Anxiety is Stupid
I mean, really?
Breathe in. Bellybutton to spine.
Breathe in. Bellybutton to spine.
Breathe in. Bellybutton to spine.
Stimulate that Vagus nerve.
I hate traveling but I like seeing my brother
Plus Em should get to know her uncle.
And we should all learn that weekends can be more than just watching PBS Kids nonstop and eating.