Saw about 30 seconds of Outsourced
It is humorous that people speak and live differently from us lulz.
Facebook friend request from my awesome stepson's...
Dating nowadays must be tricky. So many avenues for a relationship to get more serious.
Nobody could play me
Everyone in Hollywood has breasts.
A 4th Shrek movie was released this year? Really?
Ridding people from my life who don't have time...
This is gonna be so liberating. These grapes are awesomely sour.
In the eighth grade
A pretty popular girl in my English class told me that I looked like Geena Davis. I was flattered at the time and too stupid to realize that she could have been making fun of me.
I'm doing a great job of not getting stressed out
Also at becoming an alcoholic.
This episode of Clifford is quite obscene
Or maybe it’s just how I’m choosing to interpret it.
Is spent missing people who are dead. And knowing that someday the people I am having fun with this Christmas will be dead too. What if this is the last Christmas when we’re all here?? Well we better have fun and linger in all the moments. So I catch myself lingering in moments and then I realize why I’m lingering. And then I sob for a bit with a smile and no tears. I...
I have so much hate in my heart. Which means I’m finally ready for Christmas.
Do I buy gifts from his Amazon wish list?
Or pretend that I actually know what he likes? I’m much easier to shop for. I have no interests or preferences.