When I was born, I was the: 4,784,776,627th person...
alinasmith: redcloud: dascola: Check yours here. I was number 3,588,618,134. Leah was 6,921,281,665th, and I was 4,047,290,635th Yawl I’m betting this is some scam to get your social security number or something don’t be fooled.
I was scared of Downtown Oklahoma City as a small child. I thought the buildings were going to fall down on me. This, of course, was well before the Oklahoma City Bombing. I’ve always been precocious. I had to pick up something in Downtown Tulsa yesterday. Then I had a dream last night that there was a gigantic snake-like-dinosaur-like creature constricting the top of one of the...
So this is happening
Rod is getting an ultrasound of his gallbladder with removal surgery possible/ likely afterward. He spent a majority of the last few days getting acquainted with the 0-10 pain scale. How was your weekend?
Nobody guaranteed you that your house would go up...
If they did, then you should not have believed them because, really?, does any investment always go up? Just sayin’.
frageelay replied to your photo: Em with her friend Rachel and Rachel’s mom at the… No no! No no no! She’s not allowed to be a big person, all walkin’ around and stuff. No! She’s a wee toddler. This is not fair! She is a big person. She did 1.25 miles. I did the last few laps with her. Halfway around she said “Could you carry me?” So I guess she’s still my baby in a...
Toni ruins her coffee maker with CLR
So you don’t have to. Mistakes are only bad if we don’t learn from them. I prefer to see this as an opportunity for TonisFriends.Count to not make the same error. Just like I say “Always look behind you when you are backing up your car” and “If your daughter says she has a button in her nose, don’t just laugh. Look in her nose. Now.” Collective...
In Which I Make the Entire Internet Hate Me
essdogg: I like Arrested Development. I was bummed when it was cancelled. But, as with bands that get back together years later and put out new material that inevitably can’t match up to the original output, I just can’t get too excited about a “reunion.” It just feels like opportunism. I agree. Also re-watching the series in the last few months, the last season was pretty much a train wreck...
Is it so hard?
To say “Thanks for the invite. Sorry I can’t make it.” You see, THAT doesn’t make me feel like a loser. Instead, it makes me feel like somebody who deserves to be acknowledged. Like somebody with feelings who wants to have dignity and worth. Respond to your invitations, people.